Friday, July 8, 2011

What's Dunn is done


The loveable, crazy hilarious jackass we had grown to be fond of, Ryan Matthew Dunn is sure to be missed by many. Nobody could have anticipated that out of all the death-defying, extreme stunts he did, it was a common car crash that took the 34-year-old’s life. He smashed his Porsche around 2:30 a.m. last June 20, 2011 in Pennsylvania-- well hey, that’s what you get with drunk driving. To put things into a lighter mood, let us look back on the crazy shiznizz that Ryan Dunn had ever done in his whole bearded jackass career that made us gasp and laugh the T out of shi.

Dunn was best known to be one of the pranksters/skateboarders of Jackass, a show where they pull pranks on one another and perform hazardous stunts. He had starred a series of the movie along with Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, and other Jackass boys. Dunn was known for his fearlessness by being always on the go for the stunts, proving that he had always lived his life to the extent—and more.

In honor of Dunn’s awesomeness in his whole daredevil career, let us first stop and recall his poo dive stunt back when Jackass was still a television series. Who could ever forget Dunn, who only wore tighty whities, plunged into a tank of sewage? As awesome as Dunn was, he basked into the foul glory of his stinky stunt and just said, “exhilarating… my skin is silky smooth!”

And now we look into Jackass: The Movie where Dunn went to a doctor to complain about a pain. The X-ray showed that a car that was inserted in a well-lubricated condom was in his anal cavity. It was priceless to see the nurse’s and doctor’s reaction. It’s official that he isn’t a backdoor V anymore.

Next in line is a bit excruciating to watch. A super glue back wax was in the Jackass 3D movie where Dunn’s co-stars covered his derrière in super glue, making him the wax strip for the hairy back of his co-star, Phil. Aside from the struggle that comes with agonizing pain, plus some bushy back hair that would stick to your butt, this back wax procedure is certainly cheap.

Dunn is also known for his BMX stunts, and another stunt to remember him by is the time when he rode a bike straight to a garden filled with cactus! Also, another stunt involves Dunn riding his bicycle on a skate ramp and goes into an extravagant crash, and tops it off with mustard squirted all over his face as he lays defenseless.

Here in this stunt, Dunn was donning a silly, outrageous fighting outfit and only to be ass-whooped by an Asian female kick boxer. You gotta admire his balls for happily accepting his defeat by a girl though.  

In another of Dunn’s mad stunts, he glugged down a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila in a matter of 35-40 seconds. Effin yeah, that is how you chug it, douches.

Yes, Ryan Dunn certainly had his own mad brand of genius. Whether some might say his whole career was stupid, a whole lot of others would say he was a freaking genius. The next time we go for a round of tequila, we will definitely drink to you, Ryan Dunn. We salute you!


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